1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Your syntax, where did you learn it?

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Calendars, a print of Der Kuss, lights, mirrors, greasepaint.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
That would imply that I sleep.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
The good kind.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
8pmish.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
Peace on Earth and a sweet fellow to bang my brains out every Tuesday.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Having a sweet fellow to bang my brains out every Tuesday.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION?
Nothing.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'8". In heels: tall enough to clothesline myself on doorjambs.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
When I feel like it.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK
Of the dark, maybe.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
Russel T. Davies.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
whatever looks good on them.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
Beirut. Also, Disneyland.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Whatever's gonna get into my mouth faster. (that's what she said).

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Tomatoes and olives!

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'M FULL LEAVE ME ALONE AMERICA.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
AGAIN WITH THE EATING.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
Breath from your lungs.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY ELSE?
Besides?

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
I can fake it real well.

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
My roommate.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
Ostensibly a person.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Be here now, you dumb Western cock.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU?
to show them.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED
no.

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
yes please.

32. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU'RE ON THE PHONE MOST WITH?
Mom.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Some.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
I don't believe in myself enough, I'm full of myself, and I lie. A lot. I also don't have a filter between my brain and my mouth. This is sometimes awkward, but mostly hilarious.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Yes.

37. FIRST JOB?
Picking lentils out of the fireplace.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Yes. When I was, like, 12.

41. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Watching Torchwood :/

40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Wisdom tooths.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My looks, my singing, dancing, acting, my bracing wit, my modesty.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
9 years. it was a social aphrodisiac.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
A coin-operated boy.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
Do I get to keep them?

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
My great great aunt, who died in Auschwitz. Also Lauren Bacall. You think I joke.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS?
No, in tunnels.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Trader Joe's orange stuff.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
i try.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
meat?

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Lying. the no filter thing. didn't we do this already?

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Heck yes. I am a rollercoaster of fun.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Oh yes. I'm terribly shallow. But I have a different standard of beauty than other people.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I drive recklessly and pull my hair and scream over the radio.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
My bike.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
a lot.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
...

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mac and cheese. Why just settle for carbs when you can fart for the rest of the evening too?

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Penis. Or vagina. Or both.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
this is not the time or place.

68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Doctor Who

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Cookie dough OR mint chocolate chip. preferably a scoop of each in a bowl. ^__^ <-- yeah, what she said.

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
all 23 of them.

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
In MY LAP

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Rehearsal and campout!

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR?
120?

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
SUBMIT

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
880 traffic.

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Chocolate soymilk.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My roommate's boyfriend.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Their carriage. Then the place where their ears meet their neck.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
The current American administration.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
October and December

85. WHAT IS YOUR NATURAL HAIR COLOR?
Dark brown.

86. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOR ?
Greeeen

87. FAVORITE SHOES.
My flip flops.

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
In N Out

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Currently, Tandoori Kitchen.

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
As long as the fish were sustainably caught.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED?
TORCHWOOD

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Wherever I currently am.

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
My voice, piano, some guitar.

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Independent, you binary asshole.

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Mm. Kisses.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Toilet paper and lemon creme ginger tea cookies.

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
"On Bullshit" by Harry G. Frankfurt

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE:
A combo platter.

101. DO YOU DRINK? SMOKE?
YAWP.